What does this say

"Parental unit of the female persuasion, outside of our home as a man who sells iced desserts. Will you lend me some of the local currency"

"No, as we have chocolate iced desserts in our refrigeration and freezing unit that you can consume instead" 


this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


Here is my comic i commissioned with my deviantart points